The GOAT Machine

Privacy

Last updated 16 September 2026

The short version

The GOAT Machine runs entirely in your browser. We do not run analytics, advertising, or tracking scripts, and we do not use cookies. Every simulation, verdict and film is computed on your device from data files we serve.

What is stored on your device

All of this lives only in your browser's local storage. Nothing is sent to us.

Clearing your browser's site data removes this.

What our servers see

The site is hosted on Netlify, which processes ordinary web-server information (IP address, requested URL, browser type) to deliver pages and defend against abuse, under Netlify's privacy policy. We do not receive or keep this.

Error reports

If the site hits a JavaScript error, or one of its files fails to load, it may send a short technical report so we can fix it: the error message, a stack trace, the address of the script, file or page involved, and your browser's user-agent string. At most seven are sent per page. They contain no account or personal information — there are no accounts — and are kept only in Netlify's function logs, which are deleted after a few days.

Sharing

Share links and share cards are generated on your device and contain only the matchup you chose. We never see them unless you send them to us.

Children

The site collects no personal information from anyone, including children.

Changes

If this ever changes we will update this page and the date above.

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